bookwormbabe89:

soarry:

I will know my life is successful when I have a library with a rolling ladder

My life will be complete when i have this and a secret lever in the bookcase that opens a secret passageway

dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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joeyvachon:

i need a 3 hour kiss

simonwang:


yes i am girl

yes i play hoop with stick

girl gamer

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therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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jesusinc:

interviewer: so tell me a bit about yourself

me: 

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knightscrest:

“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

guy:

the more i talk, the more i understand why i’m single

"I just love bowls so much" [x]

darrynek:

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*